Worst Case Scenario #53
Worst Case Scenario #53
February 7, 2025, Washington, DC: President Donald Trump announced his plans for the Kennedy Center.
"At my direction, we are going to make the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C., GREAT AGAIN. I have decided to immediately terminate multiple individuals from the Board of Trustees, including the Chairman, who do not share our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Culture."
November 27, 2025, Mar-a-Lago: Our Glorious Christian Leader Defender of the Faith by the Grace of God Donald Trump announced that today, Thanksgiving Day Commemorating the Inauguration of His Most Gracious Majesty, he will commemorate Christmas with a cage-fighting match at the Kennedy Center.
The event will feature a fight to the death between Joe Biden and Anthony Fauci, who will be transferred from the Guantanamo "Work Will Make You Free" camp especially for the show. The two traitors will be shackled to wheelchairs and provided with appropriate weapons: butter knives and two-pronged forks. Our Glorious Christian Leader will give the thumbs-up or thumbs-down to conclude the fight. Invited guests will include strongmen from every continent. Applause and cheers will be compulsory under pain of slow death.
Future Kennedy Center celebrations of Our Leader's Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Culture will feature banned-book burnings at the former Library of Congress, sea battles in the flooded DAR Auditorium and, on the promenade overlooking the River Musk, autos-da-fé of nasty women Kamala Harris and Hilary Clinton.
That event will honor the memory of Our Leader's Beloved Sidekick, Elon Musk, assassinated earlier this year by Antifa killers Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Jamie Raskin, who were dispatched by hanging, drawing and quartering earlier this year.
This is how We, the Benevolent Ruler of the Trump States of America, deal with those who would threaten our rule. It's all part of the Golden Age in Arts and Culture that We . . . [remainder of statement unintelligible].